adventurez of gramz - episode 1

EPISODE 1

DEDICATION* this episode is dedicated to emily mcpeak cooper. even though i pretty much hate her. enjoy!

The girl in the painting is Emily Cooper's 103-year-old grandmammy. DIZAAAAYM YO GRAMZ HELLUH OLD. She is reading a letter from her Italian lover, Francesco. He wrote about how they should go and run away to travel the world together. Gramz is helluh sad (and old, but mostly sad) because she knows she can't travel the world with Francesco. This is because she must stay in America and start her family. Gramz cries a lil buh she guuuud.

Gramz was born in 1906 in tha hood. When she was a teenager, she traveled to Europe by herself. That's when she met Francesco and fell in love. But it was just a summer fling and she got over his broke ass. When she went back to America she met Edward, the TRUE love of her life.

She had forgotten all about Francesco when he sent her this godforsaken letter. How dare he! So she went to Italy to confront him. No one knows what happened except for Gramz, Francesco, and Edward. Then Gramz and Edward came back to America to get married. They established a very happy family in Alameda, California. Eventually, Emily McPeak Cooper was spawned and we are back to where we are today, except Edward and Francesco have left this eath. But Gramz's story has finally been revealed to the world.


DISCLAIMER* this series was inspired by true events. yes, gramz is still alive. yes, she is 103 years old. no, not all of the events actually occurred. but it's just a blog. so we coo.