EPISODE 2
Liz and Francesco were over, but Edward was still skeptical so he went to Italy to track Francesco down. Francesco didn't have any idea what was about to happen. When Edward got to Venice, he asked everyone he saw if they knew a Francesco Policcini. He finally narrowed it down to about 30 Francesco Policcinis. Turns out that the Policcini family was the most powerful family in Italy, plus they named all of their male descendants Francesco for good luck. Edward found that about half of the Francescos in the Policcini family were under the age of 10. So that left 15 Francescos. From the age of 17 to 80, Edward had no idea who his wife's ex and/or current lover was. This was a predicament.
Back in Alameda, California, where hipsters come to breed, Elizabeth had discovered the truth about her husband's "business" trip. She was in love with him, but she couldn't believe he would do such an outrageous thing. She booked the next flight to Venice and packed her things. The only thing she packed in her suitcase was a dagger in her box that her mama her as a wedding gift.
When she got to Venice, Lizzybaby found Edward and Francesco (the right one) in a cage fight. The touched the box in her pocket and smiled... Liz had a choice. She could either kill Edward and run away with the steamy and sexy Francesco, or she could kill Francesco and stay in Alameda, California, where hipsters come to breed with her love Edward.
Gramz decided to jump into the cage fight JUST as it was getting interesting. Francesco was currently knocked out but Edward looked like he was just about to pass out too. Finally, he fell over onto Francesco and crushed his skull. FRANCESCO WAS DEAD. Liz was terrified/horrified/petrified/etc. But she was glad that this was finally over and she could go home with the love of her life. They had to move quickly though, as the Policcinis and the Italian police force would be working together to hunt Edward down.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
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